Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Corpse storage locations that are worse than caskets

Bouncy House
Buffet
Fish Tank/Aquarium
Mall Fountain
Koi Pond
Flag Pole
Alley
Car/Convertible
Carnival Rides
Lawn Chair
Jello Mold
Pool
Pool Table
Mashed Potatoes sans Gravy
Petting Zoo
Kennel
Oven
Produce Isle
At the End of a Rope
On a Cross
Basketball Hoop
Pee Wee Football Field
Inside Another Human Carcass
Out Yonder
Behind Anything

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