Sunday, November 30, 2014

Piemerica's 7 Random Acts of Kindness for the Week of Nov. 30-Dec. 6, 2014

  1. Don't give a pilot your leftover turkey.
  2. Wake up early & catch some worms so you can give them to those straggling late birds.
  3. Pre-plunge a toilet.
  4. Give hats & bumper stickers to people who don't have vehicles so they too can express their annoying clichéd opinions to the world.
  5. Keep people from sucking by stealing free straws.
  6. Program a robot to do your chores & errands so you can spare your friends by no longer complaining about everything you have to do.
  7. Collect rain water from every rain & store it in dated jars to make even the most extreme hoarders feel better about their state of mind.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Piemerica's 7 Random Acts of Kindness for the Week of Nov. 23-29, 2014

  1. Buy Pro-Bowl tickets then visit your local library & hide them in nerdy books.
  2. Replace someone's corn flakes with  gold flakes.
  3. Play your friend their favorite song on your jaw harp.
  4. Tell your friend who is inventing a toast scented candle that it won't work because if the candle gets lit it will smell like burnt toast.
  5. Let your family know how thankful you are for them by giving them a 22 turkey loaded cannon salute.
  6. If you hear someone bragging begin to out brag them so they seem like less of a jerk.
  7. Mimic someone's listening cadences to flatter them.

*Each act secretly shares subject matter with each day's corresponding lesson.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Piemerica's 7 Random Acts of Kindness for the Week of Nov. 16-22, 2014

  1. Wear futuristic clothing every time you visit your friend in a coma just in case they wake up while you're there.
  2. Attach capes to lemmings.
  3. Push someone's shopping cart for them while not giving them diet advice.
  4. Dance to people you overhear singing.
  5. Get a license plate with small text that says, "I forgive you for tailgating me."
  6. Provide local bears daily feasts so no one else will be tempted to feed them.
  7. Fly your airplane low on sunny days to help those unfortunate people who don't own sunglasses.

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Piemerica's 7 Random Acts of Kindness for the Week of Nov. 9-15, 2014

  1. Invite a SWAT team to your next summer BBQ.
  2. Send a random person a text that says, "I care about you" then learn to care once they begin to respond.
  3. Get imprisoned for a crime you didn't commit just in case you would eventually commit a similar crime.
  4. While someone's suitcases are being stored in the attic sneak some chocolate into them.
  5. When visiting someone's home, whenever someone closes a door, open a window.
  6. Tell someone "You can do anything! I believe in you!" And then promptly make funeral arrangements for them.
  7. Surprise your friend in 20 years by secretly gathering up all of their favorite things & burying them in a time capsule.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

4 Martians that are really from Neptune

1. He's been on work visa for 15,762 years.

2. They only visit Mars to shop for firearms.

3. Your accent isn't fooling anyone Craig.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Piemerica's 7 Random Acts of Kindness for the Week of Nov. 2-8, 2014

  1. Play with a stray fly.
  2. Ask someone an easy question so you can shower them with praise for getting the right answer.
  3. Compliment a sandwich's beauty in the presence of the sandwich's maker.
  4. Give a flower to someone who isn't a nerd, because nerds have allergies.
  5. Cut your neighbor's grass.. some slack by not judging it so much.
  6. Rent your friends to lonely people.
  7. Record intel on everyone you know just in case an action spy one day needs your help.