Saturday, May 23, 2015

Superlatives I'd Like to See

Most likely to..
lure hidden staircases out into the open
use ointment in front of the FedEx Pope
die six times in one day
take a Left to dinner
juggle turnips when you aren't looking

Least likely to..
use shards of dried bread as tape
use a Smartie to open a sardine can
kill a monkey using a monkey wrench while trying to save the monkey with said wrench

Mediumliest likely to..
compliment a flying duck's kneepad durability
take a carrot's temperature.. too seriously

Best Dressed cacti
Most ticklish during a horse race
Least likely to be named Wiltmor by their parents: 
Winner, everyone but Wiltmor Fids