Monday, December 23, 2019

+=- Dry Ice While You Wait

I like the hive mind, it makes me feel comfortable sharing my wallet space with strangers in need. Y'know the ones, those who have cash but not enough cash to buy their own wallet.

Do the conveyor belts at the fake blood factory mimic the circulatory system?

My stove isn't watching this so if you need me to put a pot on some of your surfaces don't be afraid to ask.

I'm of the supple belief that some firm beliefs could use some tenderizing.

I wear a helmet when I shop for wigs in case their stock is low.

It's like I told my best friend, basket of scorpions, "Get Rich or die tryin'. I want Rich dead by sundown!"