Tuesday, September 23, 2014

3 Cats Who Refuse To Appear On The Web Unless Compensated

1. He's fallen on hard times & can only get by on his looks.


2. She is just greedy.

3. His lawyers demanded we use the special blue dot.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

+=- A billowing nudge of unknown colors.

That makes me sad but only in my eyes. My shins are not sad at all.

Be safe out there general or I'll have to call a cat about you b/c i just love that this cat has a phone!

Most people think earth is way unboring like a reverse drill or something.

Mike:  So what's the US like?
MAR:  We have more bunny graves in the US than anywhere else in the world!

Mike:  ..i tried but i gave up
MAR:  who'd you give it to?

MAR:  oh no i didnt jst msplel somtehing! uhg 'im so embarissed
Class:  Are you now?
MAR:  I don't know when else I would be.
Class:  so do you eat nonsense for breakfast?
MAR:  I eat non-cents for breakfast.
Class:  I was quite certain on that one
MAR:  yeah only rich guys named Rich eat money. Narcissistic clods!
Class:  and you are one of them?
MAR:  No, I'm all six!
Class:  [Leaves Chat]

Oppositties:  Buddies that are opposites.

We are buds like beer cans of flowers.
My doctor says I should only drink milk from napkins.
I am looking for more fun than a cherry cart carrying barren AND barron sacklets. 

Strong!:  what do you do?
MAR:  y'know human things that you don't see doctors for

Tyler:  where have you been all my life?
MAR:  eating toast AT GUNPOINT!
Tyler:  oh no, quick, is there butter?
MAR:  Pre-melted on random pieces. That is the real torture!

Making crullers at the port?
All your barrels are waiting for you, Mr. Presifixadent?
You are ready to chase elk together?
You kids & your new age slang. Wait do those words mean "age?"

I make nonsense tangible.

Friday, September 5, 2014

+=- Six to Eight

1:  Is your birthday next month?
2: What are you talking about? I think it is pretty obvious that I was already born.

Non-portable canteens.
Half Infinity

How do you pirate chain leeches without alpha filling?

Show of hands, who has the most hands here?
Looks like its a 28 way tie.
That's a world record! I'll take your names down after the show to submit to Guiness.

Some Christians get turb'd at universalists. But what the heck is an iversalist?

He was Paris roads & a filling knelt. A frosted field of invisible colours. 3 peeple barrow toasts from their memories. Each stair was a window above an immaterial carousel. I could read their thoughts in their eyes, though we'd never want to.

If you can hear me say, "I can't hear you."