Piemerica's 7 Random Acts of Kindness for the Week of Nov. 16-22, 2014

1. Wear futuristic clothing every time you visit your friend in a coma just in case they wake up while you're there.
2. Attach capes to lemmings.
3. Push someone's shopping cart for them while not giving them diet advice.
4. Dance to people you overhear singing.
5. Get a license plate with small text that says, "I forgive you for tailgating me."
6. Provide local bears daily feasts so no one else will be tempted to feed them.
7. Fly your airplane low on sunny days to help those unfortunate people who don't own sunglasses.