He drove the Cadillac of unicycles so the foam teeth hammers would be 46% off on Grayish Purple Tuesday, the worst shopping day of the Jalali calendar year.
Jean was so uncomfortable kissing in public that she got married at Make-Out Point at 10:27 PM on the night of the local prom. A few teen couples nearby accidentally eloped because they kissed at the same time as the bride & the groom, Mr. Hackenschmidt.
5 armed Zeidslurtz was excited to visit earth to participate in high-fives because on his planet beings only have 4 hands. His Omnegtolitum-English dictionary misled him however & he was greatly disappointed in we two-handed humans. He was going to destroy the earth until he saw someone giving away free kittens in a shopping parking lot. He know lives in Normal, IL enjoying petting his 5 kitties.
Despite some Americans despise illegal aliens Mexicans amazingly have diplomatic immunity on most planets.
Glick had 5 toasters stationed outside his backdoor just in case any of his toasts tried to escape to say kind things at parties.
Some people think we are supposed to bring heaven to earth, but it just doesn't work. The best we can do is to get the lion & the lamb to sleep in a bunk bed.
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