The best part about
your boyfriend cheating on you with your best friend is that your second best
friend will love you even more.
The great thing
about life being a path to death is that the journey is more fun than the
destination.
The great thing
about being a virgin, is that if a homophobe nick names you "Mary"
you can call yourself Virgin Mary, one of the most beloved figures in history.
The great thing
about junk on the floor is that it slows down home invaders & makes snails
leave 4.3-79.9% less slime on the rug.
The great thing
about dirt is that you can't get it dirty.
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