Sunday, January 31, 2016

Jubilant January - Lesson Leftovers

The best part about your boyfriend cheating on you with your best friend is that your second best friend will love you even more.

The great thing about life being a path to death is that the journey is more fun than the destination.

The great thing about being a virgin, is that if a homophobe nick names you "Mary" you can call yourself Virgin Mary, one of the most beloved figures in history.

The great thing about junk on the floor is that it slows down home invaders & makes snails leave 4.3-79.9% less slime on the rug.

The great thing about dirt is that you can't get it dirty.

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