What are you doing tonight?
Who are you doing tonight?
Don’t work too hard.
Beautiful day, isn't it?
Beautiful isn't it? (while pointing somewhere on your person)
Did you catch the news today?
Did you catch the news today? The paperboy loves it when I do it! Especially when I catch it in my mouth like a dog.
You look like you could use a cup of coffee.
You look like you could use loose coffee, on your lap.
How about this weather?
When about this weather?
Nice place, huh?
Nice thing, heuh?
You look like you've got your hands full.
You look like you've got your feet full.
How old are your kids?
How old are your clothes?
How long have you been waiting?
How depth have you been waiting?
Looking forward to the weekend?
Looking forward to 2047?