Yo, what's icedtean'?
Yo, what's cherrylimeaidin?
Hey, what's bottledwaterin'?
I know more about camels than jars of nails do but you don't see me bragging about it more than once.
MAR: I'm from an alternate dimension
Stranger: No you're not
MAR: Not alternate to yours, alternate to someone else's
If I prefer my closets be painted white on the inside does that make me a closet racist?
I graduated when I was 17 because I was smart.. enough to be born at the right time of the year.
I live by the motto: Don't make up a motto to live by because you'll box yourself in.
I like to take siestas down short term memory lane.
M D: What do you define as rich?
MAR: Yachty instead of Yahtzee.
….have a lot of extra dots. Do you want some?………
M D: Let's talk about how I burned 600 calories at the gym
MAR: You set fire to a double cheeseburger? My gym doesn't like me setting fires, that why I don't go.
M D: Ohhh is that why?
MAR: Well that & it's not there anymore, it burnt down somehow. We had a meat lovers pizza party to celebrate it.
I used to try to get people to catch my drift & they'd always miss. Now I ain't got no drifts left.
I eat twice a year, if a year is 2 days long.
M D: I'm driving in the rain.
MAR: I was always the caddy.
I'm some about using subtle word differences. If I were all about it that would be peculiar.
Internet is better for your teeth than candy.
If you could rate your mood on a scale of 1-7 leaving out 4-6 what would it be?
For me, I'd say a wire of unknown metal 3.-3548216
Does not compute or brainpute.
Stranger: Where are you from?
MAR: Here or there, depending on where I am at the moment
Did you ever meet the shale oil whisperer of saskawaukee?
Y'know... If I had a fridge for every color in the alphabet I don't know what I'd have.
Transmogrify any corn ice lately?
I don't think I know everything but I do think I know a decent bit about things I care to know. Knowing everything is boring. Knowing something is what's awesome.
I like the star that whispers about hamburger cooking safety in sentient cows ears.
If we used a scale from negative infinity to positive infinity we'd know 0 was in the middle. So, if you asked "How was your day?" & I was judging my day on the -/+ infinity scale & I, without telling you what scale I was using, said "I'd rate my day at a 0" it would sound like the worst to you but would actually be right in the middle.
Howdy, Whichdy, Wheredy, Whody, Whatdy