1. He's fallen on hard times & can only get by on his looks.
2. She is just greedy.
3. His lawyers demanded we use the special blue dot.
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
+=- A billowing nudge of unknown colors.
That makes me sad but only in my eyes. My shins are not sad at all.
Be safe out there general or I'll have to call a cat about you b/c i just love that this cat has a phone!
Most people think earth is way unboring like a reverse drill or something.
MAR: We have more bunny graves in the US than anywhere else in the world!
Mike: ..i tried but i gave up
MAR: who'd you give it to?
MAR: oh no i didnt jst msplel somtehing! uhg 'im so embarissed
Class: Are you now?
MAR: I don't know when else I would be.
Class: so do you eat nonsense for breakfast?
MAR: I eat non-cents for breakfast.
Class: I was quite certain on that one
MAR: yeah only rich guys named Rich eat money. Narcissistic clods!
Class: and you are one of them?
MAR: No, I'm all six!
Class: [Leaves Chat]
Oppositties: Buddies that are opposites.
We are buds like beer cans of flowers.
My doctor says I should only drink milk from napkins.
I am looking for more fun than a cherry cart carrying barren AND barron sacklets.
Strong!: what do you do?
MAR: y'know human things that you don't see doctors for
Tyler: where have you been all my life?
MAR: eating toast AT GUNPOINT!
Tyler: oh no, quick, is there butter?
MAR: Pre-melted on random pieces. That is the real torture!
Making crullers at the port?
All your barrels are waiting for you, Mr. Presifixadent?
You are ready to chase elk together?
You kids & your new age slang. Wait do those words mean "age?"All your barrels are waiting for you, Mr. Presifixadent?
You are ready to chase elk together?
I make nonsense tangible.
Friday, September 5, 2014
+=- Six to Eight
1: Is your birthday next month?
2: What are you talking about? I think it is pretty obvious that I was already born.
Non-portable canteens.
Half Infinity
How do you pirate chain leeches without alpha filling?
Show of hands, who has the most hands here?
Looks like its a 28 way tie.
That's a world record! I'll take your names down after the show to submit to Guiness.
Some Christians get turb'd at universalists. But what the heck is an iversalist?
He was Paris roads & a filling knelt. A frosted field of invisible colours. 3 peeple barrow toasts from their memories. Each stair was a window above an immaterial carousel. I could read their thoughts in their eyes, though we'd never want to.
If you can hear me say, "I can't hear you."
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
'ot 2 Review
Uses only & every two letter word.
Cy:
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Am on
it.
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Ty:
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He go?
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Cy:
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Ok he is
in. We go!
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Ty:
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To?
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Cy:
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Ex.
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Al:
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An ax?
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Cy:
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Or
"Hi" if an ox. Ha!
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Al:
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Is at?
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Cy:
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My ad.
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Ty:
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Us ad?
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Cy:
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Uh me,
no us.
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Al:
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Oh, of
pi!
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Cy:
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Oy, us
so pa!
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Al:
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No! We
so ma!
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Ty:
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Yo! To?
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Cy:
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Um, up
as go go.
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Al:
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Ah, ya.
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Ty:
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Do it!
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Cy:
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Ok we
go.
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'ot 10 see
MAR: Yo guy! You dig now?
(The Joe): I dig not now.
MAR: Let us yak on was.
(The Joe): Ask me, yep.
MAR: How was you?
(The Joe): I was not how. How was me!
MAR: Wow!
(The Joe): I on that car.
MAR: Hey bud. You buy rug in was?
(The Joe): No my mom and dad did it.
MAR: Not far leg toe got on it.
(The Joe): No but you are gum to set so.
MAR: Are not we all?
(The Joe): I do not set he do but no one has got, nah.
MAR: Gum is yay. Do you gum see?
(The Joe): If I do I got no way to say it as is.
MAR: I say it but you can not?
(The Joe): I am mad at you.
MAR: You are not. You has no way to say you are eye wet. Yes why I am the say guy.
(The Joe): You are yep. I am so not yep.
MAR: Cry not gus. You has yep in you not was.
(The Joe): Cry it to up.
MAR: Huh? Who is up?
(The Joe): YES! It has ASK NOW! Get it you ask two & up guy and ask two & up gal!
MAR: So 'ot ten huh?
(The Joe): Yep, it was the day one two six ten.
MAR: You got bad add.
(The Joe): No, it age.
MAR: I do too and I did too.
(The Joe): So! I did to and I do to.
MAR: How?
(The Joe): I did two and I do two.
MAR: Oh-oh-ok.
(The Joe): I dig not now.
MAR: Let us yak on was.
(The Joe): Ask me, yep.
MAR: How was you?
(The Joe): I was not how. How was me!
MAR: Wow!
(The Joe): I on that car.
MAR: Hey bud. You buy rug in was?
(The Joe): No my mom and dad did it.
MAR: Not far leg toe got on it.
(The Joe): No but you are gum to set so.
MAR: Are not we all?
(The Joe): I do not set he do but no one has got, nah.
MAR: Gum is yay. Do you gum see?
(The Joe): If I do I got no way to say it as is.
MAR: I say it but you can not?
(The Joe): I am mad at you.
MAR: You are not. You has no way to say you are eye wet. Yes why I am the say guy.
(The Joe): You are yep. I am so not yep.
MAR: Cry not gus. You has yep in you not was.
(The Joe): Cry it to up.
MAR: Huh? Who is up?
(The Joe): YES! It has ASK NOW! Get it you ask two & up guy and ask two & up gal!
MAR: So 'ot ten huh?
(The Joe): Yep, it was the day one two six ten.
MAR: You got bad add.
(The Joe): No, it age.
MAR: I do too and I did too.
(The Joe): So! I did to and I do to.
MAR: How?
(The Joe): I did two and I do two.
MAR: Oh-oh-ok.
'ot now view
The 'ot now view with Sif Ab & Soup or Man? Each word has 4 char. or less!
Sif Ab: Our head guys told us to be nice for good time! So in best line I talk now!
Soup or Man?: This is the year we are in. All the view is yeah!
Sif Ab: We go go. What has been that make now is?
Soup or Man?: My cash is on the past. It very had done. If it had not done we not over. Your head?
Sif Ab: Was was here yet non-here.
Soup or Man?: I true. Was was when then was yet also when now was not. How did you was?
Sif Ab: My mom put me in this bag so I able to help work. What is your got tale?
Soup or Man?: My dad's frog put me in this can.
Sif Ab: So you are man not soup?
Soup or Man?: Well my mom was soup.
Sif Ab: No more soup she is?
Soup or Man?: Ones can hear us so my claw must stay kept.
Sif Ab: I yep. Your claw is town rich! I head you got that from your momm.
Soup or Man?: Haha, you got me. Now let me go!
Sif Ab: Fly Soup or Man? Fly!
Soup or Man?: Not soup nor man can fly. Went was your mind?
Sif Ab: Here
Soup or Man?: Oh
Sif Ab: Yes in this here
Soup or Man?: You do keep mind in head?
Sif Ab: Ever
Soup or Man?: What cops make you burr?
Sif Ab: The guns ones. They cold me.
Soup or Man?: Does a fire dude cool you too?
Sif Ab: I head we all know the true for that.
Soup or Man?: But your tell pays my bill.
Sif Ab: Which one?
Soup or Man?: My box bill.
Sif Ab: Who give you the cash?
Soup or Man?: Rod Mooz
Sif Ab: He sure does!
Soup or Man?: No, I mean he palm me the kelt
Sif Ab: What does cure day fear?
Soup or Man?: Sun eye ban
Sif Ab: When can I get them?
Soup or Man?: On this day..
Sif Ab: What sod doth I trod to grab?
Soup or Man?: The ouch eye one.
Sif Ab: More ham?
Soup or Man?: No, I ball my big.
Sif Ab: How can you type bad loud?
Soup or Man?: Any loud at all.
Sif Ab: And you say this why?
Soup or Man?: Yes that is why.
Sif Ab: Rub off the list for the year is not over.
Soup or Man?: Pull over & over & over then they will be down.
Sif Ab: Yeah like bush on edge of yard but in in for hops.
Soup or Man?: Is this a good way to mind word word word or do you head that mind no grab on when wind is blow now?
Sif Ab: If you are now go to dig. Dig tall, by sun down we hope up.
Soup or Man?: Haha, I dig that.
Sif Ab: Gray or grey?
Soup or Man?: As a kid both. As a man else. As a soup.. well.
Sif Ab: Well is your true?
Soup or Man?: With more, sure.
Sif Ab: I like your keep feel.
Soup or Man?: I am glad for that.
Sif Ab: And glad for me?
Soup or Man?: Ever.. I am glad for you.
Sif Ab: I have good glad I have no want for what you give.
Soup or Man?: 'ot five teen will tell.
Sif Ab: Will tell you to shut up.
Soup or Man?: Nope.
Sif Ab: Yep.
Friday, August 22, 2014
Lesson of/for the Day Theme Months
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day is kicking off themed months starting in October. But as a pre-kick off I'm putting out all of the lessons I came up with that didn't fit the themes, with the themeless theme month of Sundrycember!
EVERY day of every theme month will have a new lesson!
Coming in the future
Sundrycember
Oddtober
Normalvember
Doughcember
The Proverbial January
&
February is just the Tip of the Ice Burg!
There's also Poor Man's March & April Foolses & Wises
EVERY day of every theme month will have a new lesson!
Coming in the future
Sundrycember
Oddtober
Normalvember
Doughcember
The Proverbial January
&
February is just the Tip of the Ice Burg!
There's also Poor Man's March & April Foolses & Wises
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Equal Non-Equal Neutral Verses 7.1-7.10 Text Highlights
Equal Non-Equal Neutral
consists of 6,397 words written with the intent to be the longest,
stupidest, & most non-sensical song ever. It was written on various
dates staring 10/27/00 & ending 11/15/02. These words were used to
finally make the "song" in two albums by MARS, 2007's Besides: Equal Non-Equal Neutral & 2009's 86 minute, 41 track Equal Non-Equal Neutral. They were also collected into a book based on how they were divided on the albums.
Below are my favorite words from Verses 7.1 to 7.10. [Also see Equal Non-Equal Neutral Verses 0-6.5 Text Highlights]
Funny
Nothing is as cold as that bitter feud between Superman & some dude.
Use up all my useless things.
Cataclysmic window washing.
Airway City is under water right now!
I am hiding under the atomless floor
Stir crazy butterflies with big sticks.
Strategically planned breathing for the week.
Looking over castles face down in the mud.
Harmless asteroids destroy the earth.
Fake snow made out of melted marshmallows doesn't make a very good movie prop.
Don't pull the plug on the trees cause there'll be no air, that's what the roots really are electrical growing cords.
Pretend there's no hens in the ballroom until something goes wrong.
Bring your nominees for least likely to get nominated.
A wearing suit made of car wax, transistors, & bulbs.
Bright blue evergreens sit around a fire discussing who should satire the next wolf.
Buy some land canoes from Mr. Scoundrel.
When the farm animulls get out of control just teach them how to bowl.
That darling little seed didn't have to be so abrasive.
Shiny & dull, ready to spit.
Generation to generation of trapezoids.
Lemon eye drops for her pleasure.
Sweet flavored light liquid dust.
The mailbox across the street said, "Its only 11 more days till Major Antigovernment Conspiracy Day. So lets all join in the fun. On November 13th this year. It's a terrible thing when a building is demolished. I know I've illegally read so much mail about this. So, Woo he he ha ha hey hey Major Antigovernment Conspiracy Day. Sleep well tonight for the 13th we'll get our revenge the conspiracy way.
Solid wind blow!
Cape it's no just for Superheroes anymore!
Try triumph.
Zany
Sogg my portable star in the foot.
Homeless are not a consequence in the conspiracy against the fence.
It's lying on the floor with a giant garage collapsed by the kicking of sod.
Convoluted railing in the shape of shark's teeth means nothing if you're sleeping in the garden with a hose that spews skyscrapers.
My flat square building peels my fork, like I never even had a cat.
The stamp bill collectors are knocking up my leaf.
Lob took a slow Lee at for cool a mint.
Nothing cuts paint better than police sirens.
Synthesized hot platypuses boil in the ice pot.
Salmonella flavored arm chair covers.
Clear wood amebas wearing my shirt.
Close your chair window.
Microscopic eclipse in my bathroom.
Throw the hand parade ala mode.
Sinking band rubber eyeballs that are sharp square.
The fire blames the tire for the eggshell mold.
Frisbee who la hats here for a snake cooling
Going to the drive in with my broken jar & a standing cape.
Time sure flies by faster when in an underground box.
Before youse know it your starting to see a punching bird.
Granulated cement in your tea.
Exstroodle math singers make a request.
Ingredients are butter, pork apples, sod hairclips, chairs bolted on, maximum distance, & piece of mind.
Make me some bacon muffins or a mist filled swimming pool with a 200 foot ladder to the bottom.
Caramel courage for loaf of said.
WAR albums on leg.
Life long lasting gnomes for a ticking spider!
Electric Choctaws steaming up the woods. Revolving dinner plates all over your car hood.
Desk fence chalk slime ravioli.
Heavy done corralled fears.
Sir lid friends.
Lower a trend meat.
Teeth proof sudden bills.
Regard the thick.
Mischief answered stretched head.
Poetic
It's a fundamental street sign with a love for bolt torque.
A stage song written about barb wire clots.
In the cold night I will sleep well, as my socks fight over the bell.
The hallway glistens with the sounds of dead air.
Soar men will follow apple steel cream pool.
Plates are wearing gingerbread beads.
Tape line container of sloping trot.
Mustard skiing torches leave my leg in an air of cellular phones.
Admit rather a leprechaun paper sword.
Corn mono bull add.
Sleeping ladders on the plateau.
Sleeking Pat wool sewed up a sign.
Lightpost cereal tosses Trix at cloudy dimes.
Master Bees plotting our sapienism.
Roast foreign I be, list for a knob in.
Cabbage sitting on an earthquake surfboard.
Yacht full of sand in a window wiper windmill can.
Flower bought multi-lot down my the sky.
Crumbled up bag is a name for a 2 way street. Rocks are laden with carnival seats.
The beakers have slipped on mud magnet.
Architecture barrel, shopping sprees.
Salt water hood carrot phase.
A short film deep sea diver barely fits on the projector
They could've been the best! no. why for a double? no. single mess.
Quantumsurgeiality in a thrown away paper ball.
Paintings on a calculator forged then bought.
somewhere in the lateral peace
Scrape light thievery!
Fish fin de sauder, I'm important, I'm deportant now!
Cactus morphing interface blinking stone macaroni wood.
Melt or side sign.
Pier sink tar branding.
Sighlilly kelp fit stiff applied pin faughts.
Humping froff tay singe tis Martést fat lever.
Case but close heart.
Fuss well cow sea already ever clammed.
lost sight would bust crash leer too trite.
I pan latter crying forward.
Pay Mello Crete.
Punting sow cloud La Paz fearing yen roof fizz Kind tanned either. Fair pout side loft.
Sand feel frame.
Meating leaks May. Pearing feed soul.
Wouldn't that grave I slow?
cover cup mending cans.
Trim decision nothing Kept.
Dive crum mirror thousand.
Tin mumble crown.
Towers again.
Brother lime my mall cram seek.
Clay? Seal cruthch cope door.
Brims we feet in me traces.
Tactical clean 2-way long.
Amnesia lump fork.
Guss crum feathers. Didn't easier. To retrieve land.
Flight silouhettes career.
Faith driving hurts smell.
Fact of oxyen axphiate.
Support mung.
Floor couldn't took.
Skin float feather.
Notice now ones around.
Fire pictures.
Fused planet.
I'm glad fan box.
Lines on lines towels on towels
Force sit will robot sum.
Clear alway chasing fleas into a dome laying.
Where flow here.
Brave these conceived, warn the envenoméd.
Answering even exigent.
Mistrust face parley.
Compass spur light, fourth.
Spoil hide posture.
Peevish mask set bark stomachs.
False stare commend mace.
Upon raise touch.
Mother a cynic or companion tidings.
Question power tense.
Aught art alive added.
Affection stand contribution.
Moved indirection mirth.
Trash mart bait hedge me out slight health.
Budge palm digest choler.
Gently hollow but resolved.
Appoint a wind barren objects, soon imitations.
Voice prescription drivers
Leave, walks on utterance.
Envious rent hearse mantle.
Grief with as abide issue.
Vesture napkin dent flourished
Below are my favorite words from Verses 7.1 to 7.10. [Also see Equal Non-Equal Neutral Verses 0-6.5 Text Highlights]
Funny
Nothing is as cold as that bitter feud between Superman & some dude.
Use up all my useless things.
Cataclysmic window washing.
Airway City is under water right now!
I am hiding under the atomless floor
Stir crazy butterflies with big sticks.
Strategically planned breathing for the week.
Looking over castles face down in the mud.
Harmless asteroids destroy the earth.
Fake snow made out of melted marshmallows doesn't make a very good movie prop.
Don't pull the plug on the trees cause there'll be no air, that's what the roots really are electrical growing cords.
Pretend there's no hens in the ballroom until something goes wrong.
Bring your nominees for least likely to get nominated.
A wearing suit made of car wax, transistors, & bulbs.
Bright blue evergreens sit around a fire discussing who should satire the next wolf.
Buy some land canoes from Mr. Scoundrel.
When the farm animulls get out of control just teach them how to bowl.
That darling little seed didn't have to be so abrasive.
Shiny & dull, ready to spit.
Generation to generation of trapezoids.
Lemon eye drops for her pleasure.
Sweet flavored light liquid dust.
The mailbox across the street said, "Its only 11 more days till Major Antigovernment Conspiracy Day. So lets all join in the fun. On November 13th this year. It's a terrible thing when a building is demolished. I know I've illegally read so much mail about this. So, Woo he he ha ha hey hey Major Antigovernment Conspiracy Day. Sleep well tonight for the 13th we'll get our revenge the conspiracy way.
Solid wind blow!
Cape it's no just for Superheroes anymore!
Try triumph.
Zany
Sogg my portable star in the foot.
Homeless are not a consequence in the conspiracy against the fence.
It's lying on the floor with a giant garage collapsed by the kicking of sod.
Convoluted railing in the shape of shark's teeth means nothing if you're sleeping in the garden with a hose that spews skyscrapers.
My flat square building peels my fork, like I never even had a cat.
The stamp bill collectors are knocking up my leaf.
Lob took a slow Lee at for cool a mint.
Nothing cuts paint better than police sirens.
Synthesized hot platypuses boil in the ice pot.
Salmonella flavored arm chair covers.
Clear wood amebas wearing my shirt.
Close your chair window.
Microscopic eclipse in my bathroom.
Throw the hand parade ala mode.
Sinking band rubber eyeballs that are sharp square.
The fire blames the tire for the eggshell mold.
Frisbee who la hats here for a snake cooling
Going to the drive in with my broken jar & a standing cape.
Time sure flies by faster when in an underground box.
Before youse know it your starting to see a punching bird.
Granulated cement in your tea.
Exstroodle math singers make a request.
Ingredients are butter, pork apples, sod hairclips, chairs bolted on, maximum distance, & piece of mind.
Make me some bacon muffins or a mist filled swimming pool with a 200 foot ladder to the bottom.
Caramel courage for loaf of said.
WAR albums on leg.
Life long lasting gnomes for a ticking spider!
Electric Choctaws steaming up the woods. Revolving dinner plates all over your car hood.
Desk fence chalk slime ravioli.
Heavy done corralled fears.
Sir lid friends.
Lower a trend meat.
Teeth proof sudden bills.
Regard the thick.
Mischief answered stretched head.
Poetic
It's a fundamental street sign with a love for bolt torque.
A stage song written about barb wire clots.
In the cold night I will sleep well, as my socks fight over the bell.
The hallway glistens with the sounds of dead air.
Soar men will follow apple steel cream pool.
Plates are wearing gingerbread beads.
Tape line container of sloping trot.
Mustard skiing torches leave my leg in an air of cellular phones.
Admit rather a leprechaun paper sword.
Corn mono bull add.
Sleeping ladders on the plateau.
Sleeking Pat wool sewed up a sign.
Lightpost cereal tosses Trix at cloudy dimes.
Master Bees plotting our sapienism.
Roast foreign I be, list for a knob in.
Cabbage sitting on an earthquake surfboard.
Yacht full of sand in a window wiper windmill can.
Flower bought multi-lot down my the sky.
Crumbled up bag is a name for a 2 way street. Rocks are laden with carnival seats.
The beakers have slipped on mud magnet.
Architecture barrel, shopping sprees.
Salt water hood carrot phase.
A short film deep sea diver barely fits on the projector
They could've been the best! no. why for a double? no. single mess.
Quantumsurgeiality in a thrown away paper ball.
Paintings on a calculator forged then bought.
somewhere in the lateral peace
Scrape light thievery!
Fish fin de sauder, I'm important, I'm deportant now!
Cactus morphing interface blinking stone macaroni wood.
Melt or side sign.
Pier sink tar branding.
Sighlilly kelp fit stiff applied pin faughts.
Humping froff tay singe tis Martést fat lever.
Case but close heart.
Fuss well cow sea already ever clammed.
lost sight would bust crash leer too trite.
I pan latter crying forward.
Pay Mello Crete.
Punting sow cloud La Paz fearing yen roof fizz Kind tanned either. Fair pout side loft.
Sand feel frame.
Meating leaks May. Pearing feed soul.
Wouldn't that grave I slow?
cover cup mending cans.
Trim decision nothing Kept.
Dive crum mirror thousand.
Tin mumble crown.
Towers again.
Brother lime my mall cram seek.
Clay? Seal cruthch cope door.
Brims we feet in me traces.
Tactical clean 2-way long.
Amnesia lump fork.
Guss crum feathers. Didn't easier. To retrieve land.
Flight silouhettes career.
Faith driving hurts smell.
Fact of oxyen axphiate.
Support mung.
Floor couldn't took.
Skin float feather.
Notice now ones around.
Fire pictures.
Fused planet.
I'm glad fan box.
Lines on lines towels on towels
Force sit will robot sum.
Clear alway chasing fleas into a dome laying.
Where flow here.
Brave these conceived, warn the envenoméd.
Answering even exigent.
Mistrust face parley.
Compass spur light, fourth.
Spoil hide posture.
Peevish mask set bark stomachs.
False stare commend mace.
Upon raise touch.
Mother a cynic or companion tidings.
Question power tense.
Aught art alive added.
Affection stand contribution.
Moved indirection mirth.
Trash mart bait hedge me out slight health.
Budge palm digest choler.
Gently hollow but resolved.
Appoint a wind barren objects, soon imitations.
Voice prescription drivers
Leave, walks on utterance.
Envious rent hearse mantle.
Grief with as abide issue.
Vesture napkin dent flourished
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
+=- Carrots in the Wind...
A shelf of union/onion-genated ferrants?
Billy wickers in this place of farm holes. Dirt with no sod soda.
Kerry: yay
MAR: Did you just say yay backwards?
Kerry: sure did
MAR:
yay is like two thugs taking away an a
YaY is a house between large powerlines
427 looks like a groovy bus
You're my favorite cattle solvent. The coolings of the creams is what makes it so figurey. Coolings are nice when windows aren't involved. Right Largent?
I want a slidewalk without the walk instead of a sidewalk. Not just a slide but an everywhere slide.
I hear buries are colours of middles.
I got lost in the Arctic & was surprised that the tundra tasted like flame smoked grill edgings.
Have you ever agone existin'?
How to get money is to win at basket sports
My dreams are like carrots in the wind. They don't float they just fall to the dirt & get bugs on them.
MAR: bros bros sounds less manly than bros
Justin: bro slow down the weed man
MAR: How can I be expected to stop the wind? You want me to put a barn around the weed?
Justin: what happen to you dillon u used to be sombody i could trust
MAR: I changed my name to Sachel Book to show up Sachel Paige that's what!
MAR: USA USA USA USA!
Justin: no canada man, canada
MAR: I just mispelled canada 3 times. uanada sanada aanada & it came out as USA
Justin: that is isane man
insane
MAR: see you just mispelled too, proving that it is sane
Justin: i cant spell to save a dying rabbit
MAR: looks like you spelled it right to me
Billy wickers in this place of farm holes. Dirt with no sod soda.
Kerry: yay
MAR: Did you just say yay backwards?
Kerry: sure did
MAR:
yay is like two thugs taking away an a
YaY is a house between large powerlines
427 looks like a groovy bus
You're my favorite cattle solvent. The coolings of the creams is what makes it so figurey. Coolings are nice when windows aren't involved. Right Largent?
I want a slidewalk without the walk instead of a sidewalk. Not just a slide but an everywhere slide.
I hear buries are colours of middles.
I got lost in the Arctic & was surprised that the tundra tasted like flame smoked grill edgings.
Have you ever agone existin'?
How to get money is to win at basket sports
My dreams are like carrots in the wind. They don't float they just fall to the dirt & get bugs on them.
MAR: bros bros sounds less manly than bros
Justin: bro slow down the weed man
MAR: How can I be expected to stop the wind? You want me to put a barn around the weed?
Justin: what happen to you dillon u used to be sombody i could trust
MAR: I changed my name to Sachel Book to show up Sachel Paige that's what!
MAR: USA USA USA USA!
Justin: no canada man, canada
MAR: I just mispelled canada 3 times. uanada sanada aanada & it came out as USA
Justin: that is isane man
insane
MAR: see you just mispelled too, proving that it is sane
Justin: i cant spell to save a dying rabbit
MAR: looks like you spelled it right to me
Saturday, February 15, 2014
+=- Danger Keeping
MAR: Are you human?
Stranger: yes sure
MAR: I am so glad you are sure because you'd be crazy if you weren't.
Some dogs think they are people. I'd be ok if a dog thought he were a person but for 1 dog to think he is people is just insane!
Can you spell the word cube for me? I am terrible at spelling the word cube.
I'm not a know it all. I'm a know it some.
My tarp is in the corner without a mango. Which way is gum?
I put it away for danger keeping.
Stranger: yes sure
MAR: I am so glad you are sure because you'd be crazy if you weren't.
Some dogs think they are people. I'd be ok if a dog thought he were a person but for 1 dog to think he is people is just insane!
Can you spell the word cube for me? I am terrible at spelling the word cube.
I'm not a know it all. I'm a know it some.
My tarp is in the corner without a mango. Which way is gum?
I put it away for danger keeping.
Sunday, February 9, 2014
+=- Noise Tickets in My Housing Larsk
I sculpt hams out of chicken fingers.
How much of your heart is see-through?
You billow puddles?
I feel like a bucket on a ledge being filmed by a statue's navel.
When I comb my shin I feel a borrowing tingle.
Someone plugged in my toaster & now I feel warms.
My carpet has lodged a thousand forgets.
I dry Middlebury's belts with grillmark juice. Of course this means I have noise tickets in my housing larsk.
Wells have smiles in them at the bottom & the top. How many wells a night do you look into? I see 14 in my dreams.
It is really hard to saw dust.
If you wrap a can in a towel you'll own 3 extra bottles in 3-6 months. It always works for me!
MAR: My favorite hark is "hark hark." How many harks can you fit into a noise made by your tire nails?
Stranger: SHHHHHHHH
MAR: I'm counting 8 abbreviated harks there. Impressive
These glasses don't have lenses. They are made of iMobile hope scenery mist. Mist joins the water until I have a lung belly.
MAR: Problem averted. Crisis solved. Burrito fumigated.
Mabel: You don't want to be fumigated now.
MAR: Good thing I'm not a burrito then (I'm a burrita).
Sometimes it is bright outside but people always have to shine light on the inside.
That is what separates us & the toasts. We can't fit into toasters.
Shea butter sounds dumb but Che Guevara butter sounds funny.
Y'know it is like how a dog smelling fiberglass looks different than a cat smelling that same fiberglass.
I hope you can find it in your heart.. & by "it" I mean blood.
You can build a pirate hat for me to live in?
Mabel: That's really dangerous. The guy from Blendtec says so all the time.
MAR: He talks too much then.
I like being hugged by rain's dryness when it is not raining.
The clinic says you have to type four words at a time to show you are not a Philadelphia.
Mabel: Do you like it when the moon hides behind an invisible planet?
MAR: I love it SO MUCH!! Even if it never happens I love that too!
Calendars are invertebrates.
lol is scared man's bow tie?
My soft mind is hair or is hair a mild banquet?
prattle & rattle are shaped mostly the same
Check my frost. It has creature written in a sack.
Are tree carvings tattoos?
The bigger the umbrella the more likely my chin is a private area to be confiscated by milk evaporation.
A kettle was involved in an envelope crash. No one got out alive because the kettle & the envelope weren't living things to begin with.
How much of your heart is see-through?
You billow puddles?
I feel like a bucket on a ledge being filmed by a statue's navel.
When I comb my shin I feel a borrowing tingle.
Someone plugged in my toaster & now I feel warms.
My carpet has lodged a thousand forgets.
I dry Middlebury's belts with grillmark juice. Of course this means I have noise tickets in my housing larsk.
Wells have smiles in them at the bottom & the top. How many wells a night do you look into? I see 14 in my dreams.
It is really hard to saw dust.
If you wrap a can in a towel you'll own 3 extra bottles in 3-6 months. It always works for me!
MAR: My favorite hark is "hark hark." How many harks can you fit into a noise made by your tire nails?
Stranger: SHHHHHHHH
MAR: I'm counting 8 abbreviated harks there. Impressive
These glasses don't have lenses. They are made of iMobile hope scenery mist. Mist joins the water until I have a lung belly.
MAR: Problem averted. Crisis solved. Burrito fumigated.
Mabel: You don't want to be fumigated now.
MAR: Good thing I'm not a burrito then (I'm a burrita).
Sometimes it is bright outside but people always have to shine light on the inside.
That is what separates us & the toasts. We can't fit into toasters.
Shea butter sounds dumb but Che Guevara butter sounds funny.
Y'know it is like how a dog smelling fiberglass looks different than a cat smelling that same fiberglass.
I hope you can find it in your heart.. & by "it" I mean blood.
You can build a pirate hat for me to live in?
Mabel: That's really dangerous. The guy from Blendtec says so all the time.
MAR: He talks too much then.
I like being hugged by rain's dryness when it is not raining.
The clinic says you have to type four words at a time to show you are not a Philadelphia.
Mabel: Do you like it when the moon hides behind an invisible planet?
MAR: I love it SO MUCH!! Even if it never happens I love that too!
Calendars are invertebrates.
lol is scared man's bow tie?
My soft mind is hair or is hair a mild banquet?
prattle & rattle are shaped mostly the same
Check my frost. It has creature written in a sack.
Are tree carvings tattoos?
The bigger the umbrella the more likely my chin is a private area to be confiscated by milk evaporation.
A kettle was involved in an envelope crash. No one got out alive because the kettle & the envelope weren't living things to begin with.
Sunday, February 2, 2014
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
MARS Taglines
I like to take the song titles from my albums & make some poetry or a story from them as a "tagline" for the album.
There was almost a purpose but it robbed my rest. I'm not at home. I'm here affected by empty effects. ~Norvon Mac
Smothered by survival with pleasure that never knocks. Love is not idle but we're all in the garage. ~Food Dood
There is nothing to remember & we will help you get up. We'll keep you warm in December & loved for the rest of your life. ~Zer- Cred--
Anywhere or alone, I have it all, I have a home. ~Prodigious in Paltry
I want what you want yet I don't know. I fight & I scrape feeling dark & alone. But there you are freeing me & filling me up because I found what you wanted. You simply wanted me. ~Mirroring Wishes
I could hear how my brain handles morning light. ~A.M. Rang a Song
To save time I only looked at me then I grew my mind & was set free. The packers & gardeners could not let me go ungroomed. I wanted them out of my ear so they lost root. Now I am free to live while resting complete. A whole new language is opened up to me. You won't make me into a goat again. I am a warrior who doesn't need to win. ~Wonbex Ider
Through the barren I found what I could be. Beautiful lights shining on & from me. I heard blue explode & drift away. But still they were searching as if it persisted to the day.
Making it impossible is the easiest thing. Fear will depress you & grate on your brain. They couldn't get started. They aren't enjoying the good they deserve. For them it is sadder than sunset in a wilderness world.
The cuffs stay on for all of their lives. You have to erase your heaven's eyes. I wish you were all riding with me in this amazing place but your self-imposed night is always ready to lay waste. Some day you will know what it was really about. When the credits are rolling just don't walk out. ~When Blue Blew
If you look at the song titles on When Blue Blew each paragraph is for a side of the album (1st one for dry side, 2nd for wet side, 3rd for out side). So I took the titles that were only meant to describe the sounds of the songs & somehow they magically can turn into a story. It is almost eerie writing it out because of how much unintentional sense is there to be made.
Check out the MARS website to listen to & download these albums & more.
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Everyday Codes Cracked
To Star & Micey
I cracked the code
in your album. I took every 3rd word from each song then every fourth word
& every fifth word minus the last two songs & got your secret message.
& here it is for everyone to see!!
You was the me.
The unknown night fire all in love.
A frontseat smiles sky to when baby.
In the me time, yeah when its yourself, you.
I did the same thing
with I Can't Wait but with the 2nd-5th words.
A got had had.
Corner home,
80s you in late jeans on Memphis last.
Amazing work hiding
these profound things in the lyrics!
To Geoff Smith
I found your secret
message from the first verse of Get Up Billy I took every 2nd, 3rd, & 4th
word beginning the cycle over at the 6th word skipping the last four of the
fourth & got your amazing message!
A where freeze.
The you, his star one.
This schoolhouse, the these streets & name wars.
Look is in buses kids, they're me.
To Scary Smile Man
Wow! I found your
amazing cryptic art that you hid in the 576 Square pixels from the bottom left
corner of your last 5 mobile uploads (as of 8/8/13 3:33PM EST) that was meant
to be placed together.
Cool work dude!
To Ryan Munson
I found your secret
message hidden as the 2nd word of each of your last 5 status messages in
reverse chronological order.
"Rides gang really selling! Believe!"
I do.. Now!
I know sometimes we
can't always say what we really feel so we hide our feelings in anagrams of
what we do say. & I just want to thank you for saying this in the second
half of your last sentence, "Deep, Wept
Rough, kook."
When Blue Blew Album Promos
My new abtracticalreish album, When Blue Blew, with mental imagery & heart emotion painted with sound.
Piemerica's Classic Lessons from this Day:
Some people will never learn. The sad thing is most of those people go to school.
Poke a staircase in the lid it might open.
Is your throat sore from laughing so hard at our lessons? Well why not give your throat a break & make your ears sore..ly appointed by listening to the new album by MARS, When Blue Blew
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day:
A candle may not be a game but it, like most light matter, can be used in a game of catch.
That's right, I can come out with a new lesson & a new album all on the same day. I'd like to see you door-to-door cantaloupe salesmen try to top that!
Listen to When Blue Blew, the new album by MARS so you too can stop being plagued by memories of being thrown off the handball team your the IIIrd year.
Piemerica's Classic Lessons from this Day:
Some people will never learn. The sad thing is most of those people go to school.
Poke a staircase in the lid it might open.
Is your throat sore from laughing so hard at our lessons? Well why not give your throat a break & make your ears sore..ly appointed by listening to the new album by MARS, When Blue Blew
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day:
A candle may not be a game but it, like most light matter, can be used in a game of catch.
That's right, I can come out with a new lesson & a new album all on the same day. I'd like to see you door-to-door cantaloupe salesmen try to top that!
Listen to When Blue Blew, the new album by MARS so you too can stop being plagued by memories of being thrown off the handball team your the IIIrd year.
Friday, September 27, 2013
Equal Non-Equal Neutral Verses 0-6.5 Text Highlights
Equal Non-Equal Neutral consists of 6,397 words written with the intent to be the longest, stupidest, & most non-sensical song ever. It was written on various dates staring 10/27/00 & ending 11/15/02. These words were used to finally make the "song" in two albums by MARS, 2007's Besides: Equal Non-Equal Neutral & 2009's 86 minute, 41 track Equal Non-Equal Neutral. They were also collected into a book based on how they were divided on the albums.
Below are my favorite 539 words from the 1,237 words included in Verses 0 to 6.5. [Also seeEqual Non-Equal Neutral Verses 7.1-7.10 Text Highlights]
Funny
My muffin walks around like it don't know anything.
Walk as far as you can to Cleveland even though you live there already.
Is everything just reality or some kind of goat?
I'll trade you my key for an hour of digging in the sand with my face.
Ha, Ha! I beat you to the punch. Though I wish I didn't cause it really hurt my nose.
Cardboard noses made of plastic.
unsavory beetle connoisseur
Zany
Living & dying & comb.
If it's safe for fleas, so can you?
Throw a basesball bat at the sun.
Break my fake oriented limbo dog who tries to knock down a wall with a trip to the Bahamas.
Blueberry dwarfs sticking to the ceiling for no reason.
Lamination hat bake a kennel stoop? Habitation egg hab a nibble loop?
Everybody, who is ready for a huge party tonight celebrating if.
Toured salesmen in the street try on different pairs of feet, ever since they made that law in 2041.
Make Waldo's seat burn at a single touch of a piece of ice.
Holster stan o' matic now on sale for the copper eaters.
My vacuum cleaner is sofa!!
Undiobedience= ceiling as you should!
As leaking goes sit on a at.
Nothing but Laundromats hanging off vines
I can tell ultrasnake is oh so drill.
egg roll calligraphy
phonograph stating "I'm not cook well."
I grow fairies, not very lasering
"Just as well," states unstale.
Poetic
Soon & very wakely
slow can crop
Moving hole in the ground so so cold.
saving clocks is the #1 scrape~ing
Growing unconsciousness
Grape thief sitting at a taste.
Climb waiting for a painting
Pin up a fame enough for another.
We could've hot.
Summer pays too ways haversack plod.
All bedaub grandee bloc.
all I need is to be.. SAKE!
Rabid strongholds tear apart your self-ambition which you got from a bar of soap that came out a box which you thoughted in.
Ready for a sad preview of sip & globe?
Faced with a traced bitter haste
Swimming sofas loop together in a barb wire fence from the back of a cereal box.
Weaving a trade market autohat pat.
Straws dug into my REcord.
In the sameling stray
Tree lamb wretched combed philosophy. Est.
Harlem oat sleeve.
Time soaks laster in thuh noise.
A can o'. Fast a pan o'.
Hydro implement indiglow beans
Static Don't tell the door!!
Happy make a hog out of vase!!
Goo fever is aid. Gag one solid born cave!!
Hidden organ under a hoop of stun!!
Seat fate on flow soon in deer saddle odd job lane.
Cloud bleeding knife
Unleash mine rabid cans of yellow potatoing carr(bean)ot.
Olive scaling meek.
Seeking axis heaping on shutters.
Fake uncles shatter at famine delight, of.
Cradle me in your have.
Laced trolley or sized.
Lambing sag fun.
silent scolding
Many Limb know not the joy of creek.
face on donuts
elastic mask peach
soapy timeless smelt
Soft graffiti
hollow ghost surrender meat
allegro curb dew
octopus cape furring
unstale wordless maples starting out
See no way we seat belt transcend, I'm about.
We're not flavored bleach
Light on a stone fly, fed up furn to say, "I've sewn decory all trust bow mule as."
Sought he sorrow, font comma cule feast.
Neon scroll fumble
Below are my favorite 539 words from the 1,237 words included in Verses 0 to 6.5. [Also seeEqual Non-Equal Neutral Verses 7.1-7.10 Text Highlights]
Funny
My muffin walks around like it don't know anything.
Walk as far as you can to Cleveland even though you live there already.
Is everything just reality or some kind of goat?
I'll trade you my key for an hour of digging in the sand with my face.
Ha, Ha! I beat you to the punch. Though I wish I didn't cause it really hurt my nose.
Cardboard noses made of plastic.
unsavory beetle connoisseur
Zany
Living & dying & comb.
If it's safe for fleas, so can you?
Throw a basesball bat at the sun.
Break my fake oriented limbo dog who tries to knock down a wall with a trip to the Bahamas.
Blueberry dwarfs sticking to the ceiling for no reason.
Lamination hat bake a kennel stoop? Habitation egg hab a nibble loop?
Everybody, who is ready for a huge party tonight celebrating if.
Toured salesmen in the street try on different pairs of feet, ever since they made that law in 2041.
Make Waldo's seat burn at a single touch of a piece of ice.
Holster stan o' matic now on sale for the copper eaters.
My vacuum cleaner is sofa!!
Undiobedience= ceiling as you should!
As leaking goes sit on a at.
Nothing but Laundromats hanging off vines
I can tell ultrasnake is oh so drill.
egg roll calligraphy
phonograph stating "I'm not cook well."
I grow fairies, not very lasering
"Just as well," states unstale.
Poetic
Soon & very wakely
slow can crop
Moving hole in the ground so so cold.
saving clocks is the #1 scrape~ing
Growing unconsciousness
Grape thief sitting at a taste.
Climb waiting for a painting
Pin up a fame enough for another.
We could've hot.
Summer pays too ways haversack plod.
All bedaub grandee bloc.
all I need is to be.. SAKE!
Rabid strongholds tear apart your self-ambition which you got from a bar of soap that came out a box which you thoughted in.
Ready for a sad preview of sip & globe?
Faced with a traced bitter haste
Swimming sofas loop together in a barb wire fence from the back of a cereal box.
Weaving a trade market autohat pat.
Straws dug into my REcord.
In the sameling stray
Tree lamb wretched combed philosophy. Est.
Harlem oat sleeve.
Time soaks laster in thuh noise.
A can o'. Fast a pan o'.
Hydro implement indiglow beans
Static Don't tell the door!!
Happy make a hog out of vase!!
Goo fever is aid. Gag one solid born cave!!
Hidden organ under a hoop of stun!!
Seat fate on flow soon in deer saddle odd job lane.
Cloud bleeding knife
Unleash mine rabid cans of yellow potatoing carr(bean)ot.
Olive scaling meek.
Seeking axis heaping on shutters.
Fake uncles shatter at famine delight, of.
Cradle me in your have.
Laced trolley or sized.
Lambing sag fun.
silent scolding
Many Limb know not the joy of creek.
face on donuts
elastic mask peach
soapy timeless smelt
Soft graffiti
hollow ghost surrender meat
allegro curb dew
octopus cape furring
unstale wordless maples starting out
See no way we seat belt transcend, I'm about.
We're not flavored bleach
Light on a stone fly, fed up furn to say, "I've sewn decory all trust bow mule as."
Sought he sorrow, font comma cule feast.
Neon scroll fumble
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
+=- More colors than you could imagine with your heart.
Sleep Juggling,
I juggle in my sleep
& then I butter sheep
That's not what Eddie Johnson-Suarez said at the hardware store when I was buying pool nails.
She's in a class by herself & she's the teacher.
I'm the thing from the crystal lake. I've got a taco bucket & a pile of shanks.
How many hands does it take to chew marbles? You're a shaker, a stew baker & your arms are never rude. Holes made of glass, glass holes. Brillo tear mask. A cabbage called Bikemichael. Sweet gas smells. No one hated bunny eyebrows. He was only interested in owl sounds coming from the dashboards of wrecked cars.
I bet you're on this planet & sci-fi makes us feel alone. Well I'm not standing on Norvon Mac where its shady. I've come back from home. You can test your eyelids with honey to see if they attract wasps. I'm gonna keep it light & funny like a 4 ton hammer hammering gauze. That roll don't need hammered you can just roll it out. Take that white strip that ain't a sammich thru a balloon shaped route.
Our belts are hungry for more bellies so they hang loose. I spelled loose like a looser & yelled "Ramen!" like a moose. I grainy carrot fencing plotted to plod. A knuckle under white horse leather simmering in its mind's jackhammer fawn dose alivener.
Amidst rope, yellow salad coming, combing. Ferries without upsidedownlids. A fawl carpet lens on your camera trigger courting counting because a relationship with counting can easily last forever.
Clouds were tender eyevelopes, no opener but fog. A like quilted funny paper. Why are they always signing funny papers? We live with funny screens? Paper left its job at the microphone.
Clean left him poor his whole life. I told him to stop ironing his cars, that those wrinkles were tread. Well he told me all wrinkles come from treading my man & home is wherever your sweat is from fun. He liked using air quotes even while typing so he never got 1 editing job. He hated cars that were all drive & no parking. He said scissors pray to the mob. Which mob I never knew but one thing was for sure. The rest of the things went to mystery & whatever lung sucking thing that's out that door. I called him a hero but he said he just row down the shore. I made a million boxes out of eagles & they never told me what for.
And I've got a fire in my eye. I keep tryin' by cryin' to put it out. But no matter how much I scream, shout, & pout it never goes out. So I took my fillet to the canyon & knocked the hall right out. So now no one doubts me because they've heard all about me & I don't wear chalk. I hear that chalk helps you talk but I don't want to walk or talk, just balk, balk, balk. Then balk at balking.
I review hammocks in my spare time but I review how well they hold their liquor.
Someone told me that he has neighbors from hell & I said that's a good thing because it means they are on their way up in life. Coming from hell is much better than going to hell. It's hard to escape hell you have to win a fiddln' contest.
Tugging at a toast ghost.
Zombies have prosthetic life but their body parts are real.
They weren't grochers, they were grochests!
You'll never meet a hemophiliac box.
Flydeep Frin Felgest juggled conspiritists with a spoon.
You'll never meet a hemophiliac box.
Flydeep Frin Felgest juggled conspiritists with a spoon.
Friday, September 13, 2013
+=- One Day They Will Take Our Faces Too
I've spelt with B's before. Like, I've spelt the word before before.
Belts made of glass.
It is like septic elves spinning cartoon projections onto a forged stallion's ear.
If I weren't a sentient skillet I would sue the farm for all of its bees. They'd have to catch them because it is not a bee farm.
Invisible question marks are true question marks because their existence is questionable.
I have 7 equal signs in my trunk because 7 is an uneven number.
I'm not a cannibal but I like human meat because it lets me move.
The sky gets crowded with summer in June.
Being cool sucks & so does being lame because you have to un-be.
I watch lots of hammers in case they are planning something..
I may be city folk now but I can still milk a cow faster than a horse can!
Just being here with you makes me want to cry with a bushel of arrows on my lap.
MAR: Your Welching the pillow dome?
Edward: No I'm stuffing the welch with toilet paper and sending it off to sea
MAR: Are you a super villain who is trying to soak up the ocean?
Edward: Where would I put it in?
MAR: Another planet to create life there.
Edward: Yeah no one would find it there
MAR: Except the new guys that are born from the space ocean.
Edward: I'll put in on dark side of the moon, the moon is like a giant sponge. They won't know cause it'll be too dark.
MAR: But I thought the moon was flat.. Oh I guess flat things have too sides two.
MAR: Do you ever count your tears so you can become a living geology?
Edward: How would counting my tears make me a geology?
MAR: Yeah you must not have tried it then since you are asking.
Edward: I have tried counting my prayers so that I can become a living God.
MAR: Because you can hear yourself?
Edward: I can also see myself.
MAR: I love it when people know their terror soup!
Edward: I use terror sauce on my crime burger with my offensive hot dog.
MAR: Offensive like a futbol player or like a guy we hate because he says verbal hot dogs?
Edward: Offensive like people who talk on the phone loudly while you are waiting for the light to change on the street
MAR: You have streets where you live? I live in a vending machine (for now). This hungry poor guy keeps eyeballing me.
Edward: I'm actually a tree. At night I uproot and move to places with better sunlight and less smoke in the air.
MAR: Can you smell smoke?
Edward: It sticks to my leaves and blocks my pores.
MAR: So when you dream about banks who is sitting to the 3rd door to the left in the 2nd seat from the right?
Edward: The man who is up when he is down while the bread crumbs are besides the oven which is to the left of the freezer.
MAR: I hate that guy (on Tuesdays). I hate punk rockers too. They always breaking when I sit in them.
MAR: *GASP GAPS*
Edward: You are the last tear of the sun, dried.
MAR: I was hired by SPAM® to have meaningful conversations online to improve their image. How meaningful would you rate this conversation on an electronic scale of Aleph to Yod?
Edward: Bet.
MAR: with Aleph being the highest or lowest?
Edward: I think it's the lowest.
MAR: Ok. One final question then. Has this conversation made you depressed enough to eat SPAM®? Diet is so important. Eat more SPAM® (visit www.spam.com or your local grocer).
Belts made of glass.
It is like septic elves spinning cartoon projections onto a forged stallion's ear.
If I weren't a sentient skillet I would sue the farm for all of its bees. They'd have to catch them because it is not a bee farm.
Invisible question marks are true question marks because their existence is questionable.
I have 7 equal signs in my trunk because 7 is an uneven number.
I'm not a cannibal but I like human meat because it lets me move.
The sky gets crowded with summer in June.
Being cool sucks & so does being lame because you have to un-be.
I watch lots of hammers in case they are planning something..
I may be city folk now but I can still milk a cow faster than a horse can!
Just being here with you makes me want to cry with a bushel of arrows on my lap.
MAR: Your Welching the pillow dome?
Edward: No I'm stuffing the welch with toilet paper and sending it off to sea
MAR: Are you a super villain who is trying to soak up the ocean?
Edward: Where would I put it in?
MAR: Another planet to create life there.
Edward: Yeah no one would find it there
MAR: Except the new guys that are born from the space ocean.
Edward: I'll put in on dark side of the moon, the moon is like a giant sponge. They won't know cause it'll be too dark.
MAR: But I thought the moon was flat.. Oh I guess flat things have too sides two.
MAR: Do you ever count your tears so you can become a living geology?
Edward: How would counting my tears make me a geology?
MAR: Yeah you must not have tried it then since you are asking.
Edward: I have tried counting my prayers so that I can become a living God.
MAR: Because you can hear yourself?
Edward: I can also see myself.
MAR: I love it when people know their terror soup!
Edward: I use terror sauce on my crime burger with my offensive hot dog.
MAR: Offensive like a futbol player or like a guy we hate because he says verbal hot dogs?
Edward: Offensive like people who talk on the phone loudly while you are waiting for the light to change on the street
MAR: You have streets where you live? I live in a vending machine (for now). This hungry poor guy keeps eyeballing me.
Edward: I'm actually a tree. At night I uproot and move to places with better sunlight and less smoke in the air.
MAR: Can you smell smoke?
Edward: It sticks to my leaves and blocks my pores.
MAR: So when you dream about banks who is sitting to the 3rd door to the left in the 2nd seat from the right?
Edward: The man who is up when he is down while the bread crumbs are besides the oven which is to the left of the freezer.
MAR: I hate that guy (on Tuesdays). I hate punk rockers too. They always breaking when I sit in them.
MAR: *GASP GAPS*
Edward: You are the last tear of the sun, dried.
MAR: I was hired by SPAM® to have meaningful conversations online to improve their image. How meaningful would you rate this conversation on an electronic scale of Aleph to Yod?
Edward: Bet.
MAR: with Aleph being the highest or lowest?
Edward: I think it's the lowest.
MAR: Ok. One final question then. Has this conversation made you depressed enough to eat SPAM®? Diet is so important. Eat more SPAM® (visit www.spam.com or your local grocer).
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
+ = - A Van of Regular Turtles.
It's a superliminal delauch array. If you unfocus your eyes for 3 months.. you're on the team!
2 page real trace review. Look again.
How many cubes do you have? I've spelt the word cube.
People decompose in dirt but plants compose in dirt so what do submarines do?
Gross income is gross because I should get all my money. They better stop taxing us when we all have jet packs since we won't need streets or schools anymore.
Yeah I'd deliver boat crust too if I were a marmoset.
I'm willing to bet Edgar's gramnana 3 cents that you can cut the unfrozen mustard without leaving a streak on the napkin.
Do you remember that guy.. the president. He sure has wacky hair huh? I used to be the president.. of a van.. of turtles. They weren't ninjas either :(
MAR: I had a horse in my circus days that walked on four globes. We called him the globe trotter.
armyghost88: I once digested a diary and drew the perfect parallelogram.
MAR: Was it the diary of a bear ghost with teeth? Because they are the only ghosts with teeth.
armyghost88: I have yet to see such shining sails and rubber hoses. I doused the treble in the orange paint and kept on marching.
I saw him on my tv once. I was all like get off of my tv that is a flatscreen you cad! I was polite. I used lego curse words.
MAR: You don't blend hippos do you?
Stranger: Are you drunk?
MAR: Yeah this vampire totally made me light headed without even a helmet.
I had a bowl then I saved up for 6 fortnites & bought another bowl but then that one broke so I borrowed a bowl to trade for 2 bowls at the Sandpete so I could make a bowling ball that doesn't roll away.
You are too rich to have so many lands. You should give yourself a robot that acts as shoulder pads that can talk & be a cartoon rugby player who uses pads.
No one ever misspells frost they just invent 3rd world editions of bord-games.
I have 2 lions named Kid so I can say I have kids because I hateish goats & my kids don't like being sounded like they owned.
I wish I weren't made of Diet Crystal Pepsi 3000 as advertised in an alternate reality on the DuMont Television Network.
I KILL plants for breakfast!! Look out!
yeah... *shoots self.. in the foot.. for using too many ellipses...*... ...(because ellipses look like bullets & dot feet)
2 page real trace review. Look again.
How many cubes do you have? I've spelt the word cube.
People decompose in dirt but plants compose in dirt so what do submarines do?
Gross income is gross because I should get all my money. They better stop taxing us when we all have jet packs since we won't need streets or schools anymore.
Yeah I'd deliver boat crust too if I were a marmoset.
I'm willing to bet Edgar's gramnana 3 cents that you can cut the unfrozen mustard without leaving a streak on the napkin.
Do you remember that guy.. the president. He sure has wacky hair huh? I used to be the president.. of a van.. of turtles. They weren't ninjas either :(
MAR: I had a horse in my circus days that walked on four globes. We called him the globe trotter.
armyghost88: I once digested a diary and drew the perfect parallelogram.
MAR: Was it the diary of a bear ghost with teeth? Because they are the only ghosts with teeth.
armyghost88: I have yet to see such shining sails and rubber hoses. I doused the treble in the orange paint and kept on marching.
I saw him on my tv once. I was all like get off of my tv that is a flatscreen you cad! I was polite. I used lego curse words.
MAR: You don't blend hippos do you?
Stranger: Are you drunk?
MAR: Yeah this vampire totally made me light headed without even a helmet.
I had a bowl then I saved up for 6 fortnites & bought another bowl but then that one broke so I borrowed a bowl to trade for 2 bowls at the Sandpete so I could make a bowling ball that doesn't roll away.
You are too rich to have so many lands. You should give yourself a robot that acts as shoulder pads that can talk & be a cartoon rugby player who uses pads.
No one ever misspells frost they just invent 3rd world editions of bord-games.
I have 2 lions named Kid so I can say I have kids because I hateish goats & my kids don't like being sounded like they owned.
I wish I weren't made of Diet Crystal Pepsi 3000 as advertised in an alternate reality on the DuMont Television Network.
I KILL plants for breakfast!! Look out!
yeah... *shoots self.. in the foot.. for using too many ellipses...*... ...(because ellipses look like bullets & dot feet)
Monday, September 9, 2013
YOU ARE NORMAL IF..
YOU ARE NORMAL IF..
You don't like selling your soul but you do like selling your unused exercise equipment.
You don't like being driven crazy but you do like being driven to the donut shop.
You don't like biting the dust but you do like biting fresh fruit.
You don't like throwing in the towel but you do like throwing in the first pitch at a major league baseball game.
You don't like the smell of defeat but you do like the smell of fresh baked bread.
You don't like being caught on fire but you do like being caught while jumping out of a window to escape from a fire.
You don't like paying taxes but you do like paying for goods & services of your choice.
You don't like being cut from the team but you do like being cut from a giant alien's spider web.
You don't like picking up the check but you do like picking up your favorite pet.
You don't like passing a golden opportunity but you do like passing people with golden teeth.
You don't like feeling sad but you do like feeling things to know you still have a sense of touch.
You don't like eating out of the trash but you do like eating pre-trash.
You don't like mailing threatening letters but you do like mailing birthday cards.
You don't like wasting time but you do like wasting waste.
You don't like being called yellow but you do like being called on the phone by your best friend.
You don't like losing your mind but you do like losing the maniac who is vehicularly chasing you.
You don't like having your pants fall down in public but you do like having your pants fall down while testing the consistency of earth's gravity to keep you from being paranoid about your car floating away on your morning commute to work.
You don't like waiting at the doctor's office but you do like waiting for meat to be thoroughly cooked.
You don't like seeing doctors play god but you do like seeing doctors play hopscotch.
You don't like facing your fears but you do like facing your television while watching it instead of having all of your furniture facing the opposite direction.
You don't like arrogant people but you do like feeling superior to arrogant people.
You don't like hearing about a tragedy but you do like hearing your favorite tune.
You don't like the pilot saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some turbulence" but you do like the pilot saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some nacho surplus."
You don't like selling your soul but you do like selling your unused exercise equipment.
You don't like being driven crazy but you do like being driven to the donut shop.
You don't like biting the dust but you do like biting fresh fruit.
You don't like throwing in the towel but you do like throwing in the first pitch at a major league baseball game.
You don't like the smell of defeat but you do like the smell of fresh baked bread.
You don't like being caught on fire but you do like being caught while jumping out of a window to escape from a fire.
You don't like paying taxes but you do like paying for goods & services of your choice.
You don't like being cut from the team but you do like being cut from a giant alien's spider web.
You don't like picking up the check but you do like picking up your favorite pet.
You don't like passing a golden opportunity but you do like passing people with golden teeth.
You don't like feeling sad but you do like feeling things to know you still have a sense of touch.
You don't like eating out of the trash but you do like eating pre-trash.
You don't like mailing threatening letters but you do like mailing birthday cards.
You don't like wasting time but you do like wasting waste.
You don't like being called yellow but you do like being called on the phone by your best friend.
You don't like losing your mind but you do like losing the maniac who is vehicularly chasing you.
You don't like having your pants fall down in public but you do like having your pants fall down while testing the consistency of earth's gravity to keep you from being paranoid about your car floating away on your morning commute to work.
You don't like waiting at the doctor's office but you do like waiting for meat to be thoroughly cooked.
You don't like seeing doctors play god but you do like seeing doctors play hopscotch.
You don't like facing your fears but you do like facing your television while watching it instead of having all of your furniture facing the opposite direction.
You don't like arrogant people but you do like feeling superior to arrogant people.
You don't like hearing about a tragedy but you do like hearing your favorite tune.
You don't like the pilot saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some turbulence" but you do like the pilot saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some nacho surplus."
Friday, September 6, 2013
+=- That's not
He eats gazpacho with armoured billie goat pendants.
I hate those M&Ms puzzles they sell next to the checkout at the grocery. I never get enough brown pieces to make the picture on the front. What a rip off!!
Found under a pound of warp. Nice tree, nice tree. Don't fall my sound. I can ever. You'll be the last frame. They'll never see us again. The stillness is the world & motion is imagination. Three minks coughing shadows. Daytime. The ledge of a lost envelope. 0-22 are 23 spurious numbers. 1 or none. 23 or none. Helping a heap. Helping a heap. Helping a heap. Mylar explodes ostrich bandages. Color was my taste & five wings flew over nothing. Wingface was a terrible super villain because he was an awesome hero. We are the vestiges of the future. Hold your grip while your crew stands. They were all lying.. or was it laying? The button was depressed because it was a shirt button & not a button that can be pressed & de-pressed.
Putting the cart before the horse is a good idea if the cart floats & the horse is in water.
I hate those M&Ms puzzles they sell next to the checkout at the grocery. I never get enough brown pieces to make the picture on the front. What a rip off!!
Found under a pound of warp. Nice tree, nice tree. Don't fall my sound. I can ever. You'll be the last frame. They'll never see us again. The stillness is the world & motion is imagination. Three minks coughing shadows. Daytime. The ledge of a lost envelope. 0-22 are 23 spurious numbers. 1 or none. 23 or none. Helping a heap. Helping a heap. Helping a heap. Mylar explodes ostrich bandages. Color was my taste & five wings flew over nothing. Wingface was a terrible super villain because he was an awesome hero. We are the vestiges of the future. Hold your grip while your crew stands. They were all lying.. or was it laying? The button was depressed because it was a shirt button & not a button that can be pressed & de-pressed.
Putting the cart before the horse is a good idea if the cart floats & the horse is in water.
Thursday, September 5, 2013
+=- Who is the sandwich?
Who is the sandwich?
I write my alabama sideways. 67 envelopes deplore happiness because they have to be ripped open for ours. If fire were colours that you couldn't see, how many Frenchmen would have flat tires? The water was dusty. I picked a cloud from the dirt. Pleated was inspired by hooks on the wall. Headless ghosts would bump into walls if they weren't ghosts.
Caren was named after her attitude because she cared that she was born. Bill was named because his parents had no insurance. Greg was named because his parents liked dog marmoset hybrids. Now you know who you are Greg.
He heard bats with his eyes & heard liver with his spleen. In their climate they only painted with light jackets of paint. The light growled as its spectrum inverted. There are so many colors that don't exist. I fought my way up the stairs by stomping the steps' heads in. He looked both ways before crossing a friend. His way & his other way.
A pile of parties fumigated in the backyard. The lawn never wanted to be mowed again. Cameras let us capture moments but moments aren't domesticated so sometimes moments capture us back. Francis was at the hill cooking stew without a pot & cooling pots without stew. Spiders have a lot of pockets because of their awesome pants.
He was the flotsamest man in the universe.. after he was teleported to an empty universe.
Who is the sandwich & what did I truth?
I write my alabama sideways. 67 envelopes deplore happiness because they have to be ripped open for ours. If fire were colours that you couldn't see, how many Frenchmen would have flat tires? The water was dusty. I picked a cloud from the dirt. Pleated was inspired by hooks on the wall. Headless ghosts would bump into walls if they weren't ghosts.
Caren was named after her attitude because she cared that she was born. Bill was named because his parents had no insurance. Greg was named because his parents liked dog marmoset hybrids. Now you know who you are Greg.
He heard bats with his eyes & heard liver with his spleen. In their climate they only painted with light jackets of paint. The light growled as its spectrum inverted. There are so many colors that don't exist. I fought my way up the stairs by stomping the steps' heads in. He looked both ways before crossing a friend. His way & his other way.
A pile of parties fumigated in the backyard. The lawn never wanted to be mowed again. Cameras let us capture moments but moments aren't domesticated so sometimes moments capture us back. Francis was at the hill cooking stew without a pot & cooling pots without stew. Spiders have a lot of pockets because of their awesome pants.
He was the flotsamest man in the universe.. after he was teleported to an empty universe.
Who is the sandwich & what did I truth?
Saturday, August 31, 2013
+=- 27.9972602739726027
Melody is the best baby & she eats things that are the consistency of gravy.
If you are what you eat then I'm tasty sweet & loved by millions. #eatingdonuts
Remember that time Edgar gave you that wooden toast & you were in the hospital for 3 years? No? Yeah we thought you had lost your memory.
I found a purple monkey in the dishwasher! You washed your pink plate again! You know you can't mix colored dishes with white dishes.
Check out my beautiful eyes i i
Pokemon seem dumb, just saying their own name all the time. But Pokemon use mouth telepathy. They transmit their thoughts through sound-waves because how else could they get them to your mind? Mouth telepathy is the only real telepathy.
Circa Feb 2002:
shaved is rollar couch
Stuffed Chip
If you are what you eat then I'm tasty sweet & loved by millions. #eatingdonuts
Remember that time Edgar gave you that wooden toast & you were in the hospital for 3 years? No? Yeah we thought you had lost your memory.
I found a purple monkey in the dishwasher! You washed your pink plate again! You know you can't mix colored dishes with white dishes.
Check out my beautiful eyes i i
Pokemon seem dumb, just saying their own name all the time. But Pokemon use mouth telepathy. They transmit their thoughts through sound-waves because how else could they get them to your mind? Mouth telepathy is the only real telepathy.
Circa Feb 2002:
shaved is rollar couch
Stuffed Chip
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
+=- Tresident
He drove the Cadillac of unicycles so the foam teeth hammers would be 46% off on Grayish Purple Tuesday, the worst shopping day of the Jalali calendar year.
Jean was so uncomfortable kissing in public that she got married at Make-Out Point at 10:27 PM on the night of the local prom. A few teen couples nearby accidentally eloped because they kissed at the same time as the bride & the groom, Mr. Hackenschmidt.
5 armed Zeidslurtz was excited to visit earth to participate in high-fives because on his planet beings only have 4 hands. His Omnegtolitum-English dictionary misled him however & he was greatly disappointed in we two-handed humans. He was going to destroy the earth until he saw someone giving away free kittens in a shopping parking lot. He know lives in Normal, IL enjoying petting his 5 kitties.
Despite some Americans despise illegal aliens Mexicans amazingly have diplomatic immunity on most planets.
Glick had 5 toasters stationed outside his backdoor just in case any of his toasts tried to escape to say kind things at parties.
Some people think we are supposed to bring heaven to earth, but it just doesn't work. The best we can do is to get the lion & the lamb to sleep in a bunk bed.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
+=- Grey Spray Painted Windows
I used to be a very shady fellow but since I lost some weight I don't cast as much shade.
Raindrops began to wear jackets with lightning bolts on them, real lightning bolts. This was lightning's sole chance to do more than just taste the earth. The rain pooled into electrified puddles. Tiny lights were falling from the sky. It is so hard to celebrate such dangerous beauty.
Putting clogs down your garbage disposal results in a clog clog.
You can't light a fire under someone twice in the same year because once their bottom is burnt they won't sit down the same way.
He never learned anything in class so he took a class on how to take classes & because of the circular nature of it all he never learned anything, not just in class but anywhere in life. It was a good thing he was already 150 years old & knew everything he needed to know.
Filter bowl carpet sponge ellet.
The refrigerator is riding a motorcycle. The mini-fridge is riding a motortricycle.
Raindrops began to wear jackets with lightning bolts on them, real lightning bolts. This was lightning's sole chance to do more than just taste the earth. The rain pooled into electrified puddles. Tiny lights were falling from the sky. It is so hard to celebrate such dangerous beauty.
Putting clogs down your garbage disposal results in a clog clog.
You can't light a fire under someone twice in the same year because once their bottom is burnt they won't sit down the same way.
He never learned anything in class so he took a class on how to take classes & because of the circular nature of it all he never learned anything, not just in class but anywhere in life. It was a good thing he was already 150 years old & knew everything he needed to know.
Filter bowl carpet sponge ellet.
The refrigerator is riding a motorcycle. The mini-fridge is riding a motortricycle.
Monday, August 26, 2013
+ = - Banana Brot
When you fall in the woods you cann appreciate the ground. You are barely over it & so close to being under it.
I wore my teeth as mouth necklaces all summer long.
When they were passing out disasters in heaven he didn't take one. The rest of us went through the line multiple times because we foolishly thought it was noble.
He had an app that scanned his surroundings & pulled up user reviews of everything in existence. Yet he still didn't trust a soul.
It is customary in some non-Tuvaluan cultures for the parents of the bride to put a wedge in-between the bride & groom, a grapefruit wedge. This was the only way Maori businesswomen could sell any fruit because in Piemerican Ecuador you can pick fruit for free provided you have arms or toes.
Gnell learned how to fry an egg on her back porch. She got strange looks for having a porch attached to her shoulders.
1 million people a day bathe in onions. They are the tiny people we eat but never see.
In evolutionism stew made Stu. In creationion Stu made you but later changed His name to Jesus.
Deserts have trees but when you are not looking invisible palm trees eat all of the other trees, roots & all.
I bought some apple sauce at the store the other day. It tasted redundant eating it on my apples. It was like buying ketchup sauce for catsup. What a scam!
Toonairy had a terrible dirt hoarding problem but no one ever noticed because he kept it all under his house in his secret cavern.
He wasn't your ordinary man made of ice that can only digest fire. No, there were no ordinary guys like that. When he goes out to dinner he has to have you throw liquid nitrogen on him every time he takes a bite. And he can't bite because his teeth melt. He fasts as long as he can but everytime he eats his shape changes dramatically. I've never seen a guy like him, not even him.
You: We lived near each other.
Me: No... where?
You: Near each other.
Me: No.
You: One Four
Me: Two Love
You: Street
Me: Not there. You were never home.
You: You saw me!
Me: Yes & you were never home.
You: You're right. I never LIVED near you.
Your Butler: There are some men here for you madam.
You Are A Woman: Tell them I was never here & they were never men.
Your Butler: Gentlemen you were never here & she was never a woman.
Some Men (You're probably one of them): What is this fiction?
Your Pretend Butler: But of course.
Some Pretend Men: But if this is fiction how can we trust you?
Your Pretend Butler (who is retiring in 3 weeks): You can't because you were never here.
Some Pretend Men (minus 1): But are you here?
Your Pretend Butler: Not for long because this is the last line of the script. Some Pretend Men: We'll see about that! Your Pretend Butler: Oh my, someone has been misoperating the carriage return.
Toasters are where toasts have their funerals. Our butter & plates are their afterlife.
He was a true Renaissance man. The kind that chefs made salads for.
Hippie Teacher (who has field trips to teach in the forest): Aristotle didn't have electricity & he turned out fine.
Stu Dent: How do you know he didn't turn into a weredolphin at night since there were no lights?
Hippie Teacher: He did but becoming a weredolphin is the noblest cause in human history.
Stu Ding: I am bad at recycling. Should I just wrap myself in trash like a mummy to replace my clothes?
Hippie Teacher: Yes but not banana peels. Banana's are our true DNA half-brothers.
Sue Skrach: Since pollution will destroy the world why don't we crash into cars until there aren't any cars anymore?
Hippie Teacher: Because one of those people we auto-murder could end up coming up with a cure for step-mother Earth.
Freddy Flattyre: What do you mean step-mother earth?
Hippie Teacher: We're all originally from the planet Tetrionfour but our dad, Time, got a divorce & now we live on step-mother Earth. This is why we have so many natural disasters. Step-mother just cannot love us as much as mummy did. (Sheds a single tear from each eye then wipes them). This is also why bananas are the true sons of Earth.
Ted Enthetrunk: What happened to daddy Time?
Hippie Teacher: He died. Now there is no time.
Olivia Brokenpassengersidemirror: Then when is this happening?
Hippie Teacher: It isn't. Now there is no more time for questions.
All (The Complete Car): Now there is no time at all.
Thursday, August 8, 2013
The Star & Micey's of Other Dimensions
The truth of life is that in every alternate dimension the only thing different is that proper nouns are all anagrams of each other. I've been to 45 alternate dimensions & Star & Micey has a different name in each one. Here are my favorite ones. Note this is with "and" spelled out & not as &, Ampersands are the enemy of extra-galaxian-phonospheric-talmadge. If you thought Star & Micey's name was silly in this dimension check out these hilarious alternate reality names they DO have.
Dramatic Yens
Daycare Mints
Marinade Cyst
Dairyman Sect
Yardman Cites
Cards Anytime
Amnesic Tardy
Semantic Yard
Scream Dainty
Ancestry Maid
Carneys Admit
Narc Daytimes (as in narcoleptic, I know because I asked Job Cos Shy, Heft Fig Oms, & Doc Nerd Mink)
Scant Midyear
Cyan Readmits (Pronounced Red mitts)
Sac Dynamiter
Cat's Dairymen
A Card's Enmity
A Mantis' Cyder
Maniac Ed's Try
My Dance Stair (My favorite)
Cayman Stride
Arcades Minty
Canary Misted
Tradesman Icy
Syndicate Arm
Cyanide Trams
Decay Martins
Dancers Amity
Dynamic Rates
Rancid Steamy
Miscreant Day
Stance Myriad
Antics Dreamy
Scanty Admire
Can't Midyears
A Dynastic Rem
Canard Ye Smit
Dry Satan Mice
Aced My Trains
A Candy Remits (A C&y Remits)
A Sandy Metric
AM Stridency A
Mandate Cry Is..
Dramatic Yens
Daycare Mints
Marinade Cyst
Dairyman Sect
Yardman Cites
Cards Anytime
Amnesic Tardy
Semantic Yard
Scream Dainty
Ancestry Maid
Carneys Admit
Narc Daytimes (as in narcoleptic, I know because I asked Job Cos Shy, Heft Fig Oms, & Doc Nerd Mink)
Scant Midyear
Cyan Readmits (Pronounced Red mitts)
Sac Dynamiter
Cat's Dairymen
A Card's Enmity
A Mantis' Cyder
Maniac Ed's Try
My Dance Stair (My favorite)
Cayman Stride
Arcades Minty
Canary Misted
Tradesman Icy
Syndicate Arm
Cyanide Trams
Decay Martins
Dancers Amity
Dynamic Rates
Rancid Steamy
Miscreant Day
Stance Myriad
Antics Dreamy
Scanty Admire
Can't Midyears
A Dynastic Rem
Canard Ye Smit
Dry Satan Mice
Aced My Trains
A Candy Remits (A C&y Remits)
A Sandy Metric
AM Stridency A
Mandate Cry Is..
Friday, August 2, 2013
+=- The Pre-quill
My clock is awesome! It can take phone calls & is like a handheld computer. (As you can tell I've decided to start calling my phone a clock because for a phone it is cheap but for a clock it is frazzle-rackin amazing!)
This is Precious Roy & my Idaho is made of fresh cooked meat.
No Precious what about the steam ice maker?
Buy my elastic cinnamon razors. Suckers!
I don't even watch movies that involve screens. I watch the old ones projected by carousels. They don't have sounds or colors or visible particles but they are the artsiest because they are like real life minus all of the car related drama.
I'm a homeless person using nearby wifi on my iPad. They will hit me with bread bottles if I use too much bandwidth. I am near the cheesepie ancillary tumult facitility.
I will bring you eggshells & spork your cat's belt with a mini-gram solder you corduroy hobbler!
What you said was so disgusting I've been sick for 16 years & I just found out why.
When the apeocalypse comes you will wish you spent more time spending.
This is Precious Roy & my Idaho is made of fresh cooked meat.
No Precious what about the steam ice maker?
Buy my elastic cinnamon razors. Suckers!
I don't even watch movies that involve screens. I watch the old ones projected by carousels. They don't have sounds or colors or visible particles but they are the artsiest because they are like real life minus all of the car related drama.
I'm a homeless person using nearby wifi on my iPad. They will hit me with bread bottles if I use too much bandwidth. I am near the cheesepie ancillary tumult facitility.
I will bring you eggshells & spork your cat's belt with a mini-gram solder you corduroy hobbler!
What you said was so disgusting I've been sick for 16 years & I just found out why.
When the apeocalypse comes you will wish you spent more time spending.
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