+=- Grey Spray Painted Windows

I used to be a very shady fellow but since I lost some weight I don't cast as much shade.

Raindrops began to wear jackets with lightning bolts on them, real lightning bolts. This was lightning's sole chance to do more than just taste the earth. The rain pooled into electrified puddles. Tiny lights were falling from the sky. It is so hard to celebrate such dangerous beauty.

Putting clogs down your garbage disposal results in a clog clog.

You can't light a fire under someone twice in the same year because once their bottom is burnt they won't sit down the same way.

He never learned anything in class so he took a class on how to take classes & because of the circular nature of it all he never learned anything, not just in class but anywhere in life. It was a good thing he was already 150 years old & knew everything he needed to know.

Filter bowl carpet sponge ellet.

The refrigerator is riding a motorcycle. The mini-fridge is riding a motortricycle.