1. Put some candles
on the ground at night so the falling snow can avoid falling on something that
will injure it.
2. Use diced
tomatoes as dice.
3. Break your poor
friend's phone, laptop, or camera so they can finally justify an upgrade.
4. Save the world a
wreck by not driving your motor vehicle for 17.9 years because statistically
that is how often the average person has a wreck.
5. Tear a
constipated person a new one.
6. Get a jump start
on daylights saving time by setting all of the clocks at your work forward.
7. Crash birthday
parties everyday to blow out the candles. Soon you'll have enough wish power to
bring world peace.
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