1. Start a beard
farm but don't use fertilizer.
2. Sweet talk a
bitter person until they become palatable.
3. Put googly eyes
& mini-scarfs on stapler removers so they look less menacing.
4. Learn to juggle
wads of gum.
5. Use chicken
fingers to accuse people.. of being hungry.
6. At your local
grocer replace the innards of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!®"
containers with Swiss cottage cheese so some people can finally believe it's
not butter!
7. Invite your
friends on a staycation inside a wanted criminal's trunk.
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