+=- The Prepreprequel

• People on chat sites are always asking me to send them topless pictures. Why would someone want pictures of open jars? Why would you assume a stranger is selling preserves? This isn't 1916...yet. AD(ACE for you jerks!) is almost over. FD is on the way!
• Do you have a gender?
• I ate too much in the (14)60s & since then I've been a golden pirate in a land of no currency. I have a treasure chest because it is made of gold.
• I was born in 1985 (BC) I am a mail (box, the kind you ship not the kind you get mail in) & I live in the U of SA.
• Everyone has friends in low places because the ground is a low place & we all live here.
• In this moment we shared you are already the best friend I've ever had. :'(
• Piemerica is a 4th dimension that co-exists through my ramblings in this dimension.

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What is your opinion on Bronies?
Brownies made by dudes is cool because usually women are the bakers.

Why are you suicidal?
Because I was in my pig's recital & had to say, "Sui sui!"

Can I see a pic of u?
I don't know are you blind?

Child: My mommy said I was stupid.
MAR: She was right
Child: Really?
MAR: Yeah just not about that.

Human: I'm pretty sure that's amusing.
MAR: You're not even confident when it comes to what you are amused by? Your parents failed you.
Human: You're not aware of sarcasm?
MAR: I'm not good with geography. I don't know much about casms, sorry.

MAR: Somehow being a critic is considered clever these days. That is like a guy with a sign pointing at a fire calling himself a firefighter.
Human: That literally made no sense
MAR: I used an existing language so it couldn't have LITERALLY made NO sense. Only something that lacks the palpability of the 5 senses could LITERALLY make NO sense to us.
Human: oh you were being literal to the nth degree?
MAR: Literal doesn't have degrees that is the point of it.

MAR: My best friend had the same name as you, weird
bootsak47: Huh LOL he did?
MAR: Oh sorry. I'm thinking of tomorrow. I've got Benjamin Button disease but instead of age I travel back in time, with days in reverse. My tomorrow is your yesterday. Tell me.. what is the past like? We can share tomorrows with each other.

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Questions asked on Omegle:
Why don't you two fall in G-Rated love here?
What is the one question you always wished someone would ask you?
Set the world record for longest Omegle chat ever. I'll time it & once you pass 36 seconds you win! You'll be credited as Stranger 1 & 2 in Guiness.
Say a generic compliment to your stranger that would actually apply to someone you've never seen or spoke with before.
    My Answer:
        You are ok at using your current electronic to device or else you wouldn't be here.
    Another's Answer:
        i bet you breathe oxygen real well

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