Food as clothing and accessories, Worse to do while completely underwater, Reasons cobras hate lemons

Food as clothing and accessories

• Gutted fish fanny pack

• Onion goggles

• Spaghetti chain mail

• Mini-Stack of Pringles in place of a watch

• Creamed corn foundation

• Half watermelon shoes

• Grapefruit elbow pads

• Chocolate thong

Worse to do while completely underwater

• Blowing up or playing with balloons

   ►They keep floating to the top & you keep drowning

• Chopping wood

• Changing a tire

• Putting on lotion

• Conference calling

• Cooking soup

• Cracking eggs

• Walking your dog

Reasons cobras hate lemons

• Cobras are carnivorous.

• I keep throwing lemons at them, stupid cobras

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