Piemerica's 7 Random Acts of Kindness for the Week of October 19-25, 2014

1. Move a neighbor's trash can 1/7th closer to the curb each day so they'll never miss trash day.
2. Pour glue on the sidewalk of the local drug house to help the cops succeed quicker in their next raid.
3. Park someone's car 4.06400 centimeters closer to their door.
4. Squeegee your uncle's watch.
5. Put one shoe on your spouse while he or she is sleeping to help them get ready for work faster.
6. Fill a friend's back pockets with pennies.
7. Loosen the lids of all the pickle jars in the neighborhood.