Here is the farmicon
system of end thoughts, revised.
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| This mouse has a red wheel just like my car.. Oh no I've said too much! |
No one has asked me
if I want fries with that at a restaurant in years, probably because I buy 6
sandwiches just for myself. The McDonalds golden arches make you think of their
French fries. Yeah they make you wonder if the arches & the fries are made
out of the same material.
If it's ok to say
I'm great & great is better than good, it should be ok to say I'm doing
good instead of I'm doing well.
1: How many pounds
does it weigh?
2: I don't know are
you talking paper or coins?
I didn't spent a
dime on it. I don't have that kind of exact change laying around.
I don't count, I
ABC.
Stranger: What are
you doing now?
Me: killing..
Me: time..
Me: travelers
Emotional long johns
Swear word of the
day: Oath
1: Have you heard of the The Hunchback of
Notre-Dame?
2: Doesn't ring a bell.
I have some bad
news.. There was this blimp called the Hindenburg, it crashed & lots of
people died.
Ghost of acrobatic
skeletons
Thank you Thank you
Thank you Thank you Yeah that's right I'm the most grateful person you've ever
met, Thank you Thank you Thank you
I'm a man of few
Superfluous super
crochet hickey
I'm not good at
thinking on the fly because it always crushes the fly & thinking on guts is
eww.
1: Funner is not a
word.
2: Then how did you
just say it?
1: I'm Franky
Bytheway.
2: Cool last name.
Carts will hide
hiccups for golden fawnphilishes.
Walruses will design
toasters to toast their tusks.
If I had a hash tag
for every time I typed # I'd assume my keyboard was functioning properly.
1: I think the
transitive nature of style makes it uncool because it doesn't stand the test of
time.
2: Well I think
transience creates nostalgia which ultimately makes trendy styles even more
valuable.
3: Well I think I’m
poor so it doesn’t matter to me. & I also think you both look stupid.
We better get
#helmets. That's not a hash tag. That's a face guard.
1: Well if they can
do all that more power to them.
2: No not more power
to them. More power to me, they have enough power. I need that power!
“How come every time
I walk into a shoe store I never see any shoes shopping? What? They are
shopping but the shoes are wearing people! Well then why are only shoes for
sale in a shoe store? Is it a slavery thing? Eww, don’t shop at shoe stores
they promote slavery!”
So now if anyone ever tells you shoe stores promote
slavery you’ll know their thought process.
