MAR: Are you human?
Stranger: yes sure
MAR: I am so glad you are sure because you'd be crazy if you weren't.
Some dogs think they are people. I'd be ok if a dog thought he were a person but for 1 dog to think he is people is just insane!
Can you spell the word cube for me? I am terrible at spelling the word cube.
I'm not a know it all. I'm a know it some.
My tarp is in the corner without a mango. Which way is gum?
I put it away for danger keeping.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Sunday, February 9, 2014
+=- Noise Tickets in My Housing Larsk
I sculpt hams out of chicken fingers.
How much of your heart is see-through?
You billow puddles?
I feel like a bucket on a ledge being filmed by a statue's navel.
When I comb my shin I feel a borrowing tingle.
Someone plugged in my toaster & now I feel warms.
My carpet has lodged a thousand forgets.
I dry Middlebury's belts with grillmark juice. Of course this means I have noise tickets in my housing larsk.
Wells have smiles in them at the bottom & the top. How many wells a night do you look into? I see 14 in my dreams.
It is really hard to saw dust.
If you wrap a can in a towel you'll own 3 extra bottles in 3-6 months. It always works for me!
MAR: My favorite hark is "hark hark." How many harks can you fit into a noise made by your tire nails?
Stranger: SHHHHHHHH
MAR: I'm counting 8 abbreviated harks there. Impressive
These glasses don't have lenses. They are made of iMobile hope scenery mist. Mist joins the water until I have a lung belly.
MAR: Problem averted. Crisis solved. Burrito fumigated.
Mabel: You don't want to be fumigated now.
MAR: Good thing I'm not a burrito then (I'm a burrita).
Sometimes it is bright outside but people always have to shine light on the inside.
That is what separates us & the toasts. We can't fit into toasters.
Shea butter sounds dumb but Che Guevara butter sounds funny.
Y'know it is like how a dog smelling fiberglass looks different than a cat smelling that same fiberglass.
I hope you can find it in your heart.. & by "it" I mean blood.
You can build a pirate hat for me to live in?
Mabel: That's really dangerous. The guy from Blendtec says so all the time.
MAR: He talks too much then.
I like being hugged by rain's dryness when it is not raining.
The clinic says you have to type four words at a time to show you are not a Philadelphia.
Mabel: Do you like it when the moon hides behind an invisible planet?
MAR: I love it SO MUCH!! Even if it never happens I love that too!
Calendars are invertebrates.
lol is scared man's bow tie?
My soft mind is hair or is hair a mild banquet?
prattle & rattle are shaped mostly the same
Check my frost. It has creature written in a sack.
Are tree carvings tattoos?
The bigger the umbrella the more likely my chin is a private area to be confiscated by milk evaporation.
A kettle was involved in an envelope crash. No one got out alive because the kettle & the envelope weren't living things to begin with.
How much of your heart is see-through?
You billow puddles?
I feel like a bucket on a ledge being filmed by a statue's navel.
When I comb my shin I feel a borrowing tingle.
Someone plugged in my toaster & now I feel warms.
My carpet has lodged a thousand forgets.
I dry Middlebury's belts with grillmark juice. Of course this means I have noise tickets in my housing larsk.
Wells have smiles in them at the bottom & the top. How many wells a night do you look into? I see 14 in my dreams.
It is really hard to saw dust.
If you wrap a can in a towel you'll own 3 extra bottles in 3-6 months. It always works for me!
MAR: My favorite hark is "hark hark." How many harks can you fit into a noise made by your tire nails?
Stranger: SHHHHHHHH
MAR: I'm counting 8 abbreviated harks there. Impressive
These glasses don't have lenses. They are made of iMobile hope scenery mist. Mist joins the water until I have a lung belly.
MAR: Problem averted. Crisis solved. Burrito fumigated.
Mabel: You don't want to be fumigated now.
MAR: Good thing I'm not a burrito then (I'm a burrita).
Sometimes it is bright outside but people always have to shine light on the inside.
That is what separates us & the toasts. We can't fit into toasters.
Shea butter sounds dumb but Che Guevara butter sounds funny.
Y'know it is like how a dog smelling fiberglass looks different than a cat smelling that same fiberglass.
I hope you can find it in your heart.. & by "it" I mean blood.
You can build a pirate hat for me to live in?
Mabel: That's really dangerous. The guy from Blendtec says so all the time.
MAR: He talks too much then.
I like being hugged by rain's dryness when it is not raining.
The clinic says you have to type four words at a time to show you are not a Philadelphia.
Mabel: Do you like it when the moon hides behind an invisible planet?
MAR: I love it SO MUCH!! Even if it never happens I love that too!
Calendars are invertebrates.
lol is scared man's bow tie?
My soft mind is hair or is hair a mild banquet?
prattle & rattle are shaped mostly the same
Check my frost. It has creature written in a sack.
Are tree carvings tattoos?
The bigger the umbrella the more likely my chin is a private area to be confiscated by milk evaporation.
A kettle was involved in an envelope crash. No one got out alive because the kettle & the envelope weren't living things to begin with.
Sunday, February 2, 2014
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