I'm halfway to Mexico by now… from Canada because that is where I live.
The McDonalds golden arches make you think of their french fries. Yeah they make you wonder if the arches & the fries are made out of the same material.
I don't have a musical bone in my body. Yeah I have all my marrow.
I couldn't see a thing, unless black is a thing.
I resist a rest when I'm not tired.
I am out of my mind because my mind is in me.
I like to beat savages to the punch of kindness.
Salman: are you this random with everyone?
MAR: No, I haven't met everyone yet. People keep dying before I can finish my list.
MAR: I'll just pretend you're everyone who ever lived, except me. Boy you sure are all over the place, one minute you're Gandhiing & next minute you're Mussoliniing.
Salman: yeah, I am also being blown up and get born simultaneously
MAR: ♫♪We are the world... but mostly just you♫♪
MAR: that is not how it works my dude
Salman: "my dude" never heard that
MAR: yeah & you still haven't unless you read it aloud
Salman: I read it aloud now
Nick: I empathize with you
MAR: Me too. I empathize with me. That makes me a good person right?
I am an amalgam of cereal mascots being forced to watch paint dry in the ocean.
Check briefcases for baby bears & one day you will win ah PRIZE!
I place $1,000 dollar orders all the time. I'm like "hey you, give me $1,000 dollars!"